Dude. Chill. I’m Just A Nerd.

aeonthedimensionalgirl:

my absolutely favorite thing about the barbie movie is that at no point whatsoever it explains how the mattel employes know about barbieland like imagine starting your new job on mattel and the first thing they tell you on orientation is

“yeah barbieland is real and we’ve had incidents in the past with a doll coming into the real world please see page 7 of your employee handbook for reference also if you wander into a random room on the 17th floor and meet a nice old lady don’t mind her it is just the ghost of our founder”

journal-number-3:

The Barbie movie: The Ken’s need to find who they are outside of pursuing Barbies, a clear allegory for how real life men should not define themselves by trying to attract a partner and building their personality around that, something that would be healthier and better for them overall

Misogynists: barbie movie is so anti-men :(( how could they do this :((((

dracomysthical:

Barbie (2023) really had Barbie say “hey. I know the reason you hurt me is because I hurt you. I’m sorry I hurt you, because you didn’t deserve that. I know you are a better person than this, and you are fully capable of being that person. I can’t change the past, and I don’t think we can be in each other’s lives anymore without hurting each other, but i am sorry and I want you to be happy. I want you to find your identity and love yourself and live.” and then she realizes she’s also talking about herself.

she’s saying “I deserve to live. We both deserve to live.” it is one of the kindest things I have ever seen done to someone and to themselves in any piece of media ever

tawghasa:

One thing that tickled me about the Barbie movie was how Gloria’s husband is (imo) a ‘Real World’ Ken.

We see very little of him in the movie. In both of his scenes, he’s trying to speak/learn Spanish. He does nothing important or if consequence in terms of the plot… But he’s trying to learn a language his wife and daughter speak. He’s not excelling, I’m not even sure if he’s succeeding. But he is kensistently trying.

For all of the 'Real World’ men who are antagonists or opponents to Barbie, El Esposo de Gloria (as he is listed in the credits) has true Kenergy.

petite-elf:

dreamlogic:

enfant-boiteux:

A concept: me, 5 years on T, lounging under my messy duvet with my faded top-surgery scars brushing against it. I am covered in tattoos and my house plants are thriving

hi, past me. here’s what you’ve got to look forward to:

almost 8 years on T. fluffier duvet, still messy. fading top surgery scars, abdomen cranky post-hysto but it’s finally gone & no regrets. more tattoos but not as many as you would think (surgery is expensive). houseplants? oh they are THRIVING and you’re still depressed, but not enough to neglect them.

you’ll get there, just slowly.

[ID: A screenshot of the original post reblogged by @dreamlogic on March 9th, 2017, with tags that read: “me atm: 2 years on T. messy duvet. no surgery. not nearly enough tattoos. houseplants suffering because i’m too depressed to water them. but!!! that’s like 50/50! i’m getting there just slowly!!!”. End ID]

froody:

THE WRITER AND ACTOR’S STRIKES HAVE SUCCESSFULLY PAUSED THE PRODUCTION OF 4 MARVEL MOVIES!!!! thank you striking creatives.

consuelodoodles:

blooming-conifers:

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..

“ ..we had to climb over the bob wire!”

“Dude, did you just say ‘bob wire’?”

“Yea man, that spiky shit!”

“You actually think it’s called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it’s called Robert wire?”

“Well what the hell do you think it’s called?”

“It’s BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!”

*the third guy* “Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED.”

“Oohhhhh!”

“Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys.”

skywitchmaja:

when you’re out at a restaurant or a coffee shop or a target or whatever with your friends and you overhear/eavesdrop the same snippet of some stranger’s conversation, and you look at each other for a second to check that you both heard this stranger say the same weird/funny/baffling thing and just break out in knowing grins and quiet laughter… that’s a love language

I hope Robert and Barbara Wire are in a happy and committed relationship.

maeamian:

maeamian:

WGA’s asking people interested in all the tree law fun to also sign this petition about a god damned bitch of an unsatisfactory situation on another street on the Same FUCKING lot. NBC Universal (whose CEO is Mike Cavanagh just btw in case Ron Pearlman is listening) has started a construction project that completely removed the sidewalks from five different gates, in two cases forcing pedestrians to literally walk into oncoming traffic. In addition to being an ADA violation, it’s just flat out despicably evil of them and WGA’s asking for public support on this issue.

Anyhow, if you’re in the restaurant industry in LA and this dipshit walks in you have my blessing to spit in his soup

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